Overheard on Moving Day
While my friends were loading the contents of my wardrobe, including some particularly... bright clothes, into a bag:
Doug: Hey G, I didn't know you toured with Prince!
As I pondered the sheer number of boxes full of things I own:
G: Half of this stuff I don't even want.
Sars [laden with a particularly heavy box]: How about you don't tell us that until after we've moved it?
After I walked forcefully into the trailer hitch on the UHaul:
G [to the UHaul]: Fuck you!
Right after that happened, I also kicked the UHaul in the nuts. That's right, I got in a fight with a truck. It was late. I was tired.
3 comments:
Hee. I seem to remember hearing the phrase "Don't judge me!" several dozen times, too.
Hope the unpacking is proceeding apace.
But you did it!
(ps- doug cracks me up)
"You don't have to be rich, to move my stuff..."
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