Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Overheard on Moving Day

While my friends were loading the contents of my wardrobe, including some particularly... bright clothes, into a bag:

Doug: Hey G, I didn't know you toured with Prince!

As I pondered the sheer number of boxes full of things I own:

G: Half of this stuff I don't even want.
Sars [laden with a particularly heavy box]: How about you don't tell us that until after we've moved it?

After I walked forcefully into the trailer hitch on the UHaul:

G [to the UHaul]: Fuck you!

Right after that happened, I also kicked the UHaul in the nuts. That's right, I got in a fight with a truck. It was late. I was tired.

3 comments:

Sars said...

Hee. I seem to remember hearing the phrase "Don't judge me!" several dozen times, too.

Hope the unpacking is proceeding apace.

lfar said...

But you did it!

(ps- doug cracks me up)

dmoore said...

"You don't have to be rich, to move my stuff..."