Let's Get Physical

This morning I went for a physical for my Green Card application. That is, if by "physical" you mean "getting injected with live viruses and having blood taken for HIV and syphillis tests." Seriously - not even a listen to the ol' ticker (which I'd guess is in pretty good condition from all the running).

I'm just hoping the doctor (er, civil surgeon) doesn't check the box that reads, "Previous occurrence of one or more attacks of insanity."