Saturday, July 14, 2007

Important Survey

4 comments:

kajal said...

I voted for boobies, but ask me again in 15 years. When they've moved south and require deoderant application underneath due to the nasty pocket created from sagging, and a sophisticatedly engineered sling to keep them from looking like mushy flaps of flesh that can be tied in a bow, and I have to actually lift them up in the shower to wash ...I'll vote for peeing standing up.

Brianna said...

Have boobs here as well since I've mastered peeing without a penis. It should be noted that girls *can* pee standing up, it just also means peeing on your leg.

Garth said...

I hadn't voted on this until just now. The reason I have now voted is that I went to the Festival of Beer yesterday, which is like a big outdoor Oktoberfest, at least from the perspective of lots of drunk people needing to pee. And lemme tell ya, I'm sure glad I didn't need to sit down in any of those Port-O-Lets.

leigh said...

oh - i just reread the question! i think i'm the only person who read that as, of these 2 things that you DON'T already have, which would you like. i totally thought, 'screw peeing, i've always wanted boobies'. oh the curse of the flatchested.