You Know You're Old When...

Last night I talked to my almost-76-year-old godmother, Sunny.

"You sound tired, Sunny."

"Oh, I'm always tired in the evening. I doze off now and then, just like an old person."

"That's OK. You are an old person!"

"I know I am. And do you know how I know?"

"How?"

"I have a rubber band around my address book."